NASA Space Astronaut

Another great post for Conan O'Brien at the Jobs For Conan website (www.jobsforconan.com)! This supposed post from NASA expresses their need for new and eager astronauts for "landing on mars or the moon or whatever". Haha! Check out these hilarious requirements for the position below.

NASA is looking for more space astronauts to fly around in space. This is a FULL TIME JOB when you're on the ship.

Requirements (preferred but not required):

-Must not throw up on roller coasters

-Must be able to count backwards from 10

-Must be okay with lots of controls

-Must know about rockets and stuff

-Must be kinda into science

-Must be flexible about landing on the moon or Mars or whatever

Liking Star Wars is a plus but please note there's not lasers on the ship.

Please go to nasa.gov/spaceiscool for more info.

Classic! Keep the jobs coming, the funnier, the better!

~Brie

The New Tonight Show With Jay Leno - Writing Internship

The Conan O'brien jobs are a plenty on the Jobs For Conan website (jobsforconan.com) and this one cuts right in the heart! With 97 views, under the category of "Interns", the Jobs For Conan job post goes into detail for the responsibilities Conan O'brien would have as a Jay Leno writing intern! Check out a portion of the job description below...

If you are a former late night show host your limited skills can greatly expand with this opportunity!

Each intern is exclusively responsible for the execution of the list of duties assigned by the Jay Leno Writing Team and therefore required to allocate most of their internship time during days, afternoons, evenings and some Saturdays.

Interns will work on more than one project at the studio, often with deadlines that must be met. Consequently, all interns are expected to attend a weekly intern staff meeting in order to communicate and stay on schedule with their assigned tasks.

Besides the strict guidelines that the Jobs For Conan job post lists, it makes sure to include the experience required, that Conan O'brien must be able to meet!

Job Requirements:

• Can pass a drug test
• Can work 12 – 20 hours a week, occasional weekends when needed.
• Can lift 25 pounds
• Has reliable transportation and a valid drivers license
• Good organization skills
• Understands and meets time lines and due dates
• Be able to listen and perform to creative direction

Very creative! Be sure to check out the other job posts that Conan O'brien may need to consider at www.jobsforconan.com, and let me know which one is your favorite!

~Brie

Assistant to Table Tennis Instructor

Ok, maybe THIS is the right job for Conan!

This job posting asks if Conan "has good stroke?" and is "good with handling balls?" Haha!

Mr. Chan promises a generous $12/hr for a 10 hour per week commitment, but most importantly, the proper candidate "must be quick with pick up balls!" View a portion of the job description below:

Our training facility need someone who can assist with one-on-one table tennis teaching instructions, robotic training sessions, and picking up many balls on the floor. Pay is very well and also provides athletic conditioning and instruction technique.

Please email cleming888@yahoo.com for more informations. Candidate should have passion for teaching and some experience with table tennis. Must be quick with pick up balls!

This is part time, evening position, with 10-hr per week commitment.

$12 / hr and good table tennis training benefits. We teach all people how to stroke effectively and feel good from win other people.

Sounds like a winner! What do you think?

First Job Posting - Web Series: Code Named "Bob Dreamcoat" at World Wide Web Entertainment in Los Angeles

Here is the first job that was posted on the www.JobsForConan.com website, it looks pretty promising!

The job post starts off by speaking directly to Conan and trying to coax him into joining the online web series community, promising competitve salary such as minimum wage! The posting then goes on to describe the character in which they would like Conan to play for their web series, "Bob Dreamcoat" at World Wide Web Entertainment in LA. Below is a description of Bob's character, a motivational speaker extraordinaire!

Bob works out daily, he's of sharp mind, a card carrying Mensa member, and a humanitarian. Tony Robbins quivers in his presence.
Bob likes small animals but respects the power of his Fortune 500 clients (except NBC) to advance the goodwill of the human race.

Bob is also a failure at relationships and has a vulnerable side. He cries while watching practically any movie or TV show, happy or sad. With every positive element in Bob's life, there is an equally weak, dark and hidden characteristic.

Bob has a series of motivational books "Spare Change for Common Folk" He tours worldwide and presents a relationship seminar series on "Sacrificing Everything for Nothing but Love" He hosts a golf tournament with some of the worlds best golfers, the "Dreamcoat Invitational"
His annual "Smooth Jazz Spritzer Charity Cruise Ball" off the coast of Long Beach is sponsored by some of the best Wine Spritzer brands on the planet and usually features such luminaries as "Key of G Kenny" and "Jr. Harry Conico"

Hilarious! So far this job gets my vote. Respond in the comments with any thoughts!

~Brie