Ok, maybe THIS is the right job for Conan!
This job posting asks if Conan "has good stroke?" and is "good with handling balls?" Haha!
Mr. Chan promises a generous $12/hr for a 10 hour per week commitment, but most importantly, the proper candidate "must be quick with pick up balls!" View a portion of the job description below:
Our training facility need someone who can assist with one-on-one table tennis teaching instructions, robotic training sessions, and picking up many balls on the floor. Pay is very well and also provides athletic conditioning and instruction technique.
Please email cleming888@yahoo.com for more informations. Candidate should have passion for teaching and some experience with table tennis. Must be quick with pick up balls!
This is part time, evening position, with 10-hr per week commitment.
$12 / hr and good table tennis training benefits. We teach all people how to stroke effectively and feel good from win other people.
Sounds like a winner! What do you think?
LOL I'm sure Conan is great with balls :)
ReplyDeleteThere is something weirdly serious about this entry. I feel like this dude is actually trying to post a real job.
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