Here is the first job that was posted on the www.JobsForConan.com website, it looks pretty promising!
The job post starts off by speaking directly to Conan and trying to coax him into joining the online web series community, promising competitve salary such as minimum wage! The posting then goes on to describe the character in which they would like Conan to play for their web series, "Bob Dreamcoat" at World Wide Web Entertainment in LA. Below is a description of Bob's character, a motivational speaker extraordinaire!
Bob works out daily, he's of sharp mind, a card carrying Mensa member, and a humanitarian. Tony Robbins quivers in his presence.
Bob likes small animals but respects the power of his Fortune 500 clients (except NBC) to advance the goodwill of the human race.
Bob is also a failure at relationships and has a vulnerable side. He cries while watching practically any movie or TV show, happy or sad. With every positive element in Bob's life, there is an equally weak, dark and hidden characteristic.
Bob has a series of motivational books "Spare Change for Common Folk" He tours worldwide and presents a relationship seminar series on "Sacrificing Everything for Nothing but Love" He hosts a golf tournament with some of the worlds best golfers, the "Dreamcoat Invitational"
His annual "Smooth Jazz Spritzer Charity Cruise Ball" off the coast of Long Beach is sponsored by some of the best Wine Spritzer brands on the planet and usually features such luminaries as "Key of G Kenny" and "Jr. Harry Conico"
Bob works out daily, he's of sharp mind, a card carrying Mensa member, and a humanitarian. Tony Robbins quivers in his presence.
Bob likes small animals but respects the power of his Fortune 500 clients (except NBC) to advance the goodwill of the human race.
Bob is also a failure at relationships and has a vulnerable side. He cries while watching practically any movie or TV show, happy or sad. With every positive element in Bob's life, there is an equally weak, dark and hidden characteristic.
Bob has a series of motivational books "Spare Change for Common Folk" He tours worldwide and presents a relationship seminar series on "Sacrificing Everything for Nothing but Love" He hosts a golf tournament with some of the worlds best golfers, the "Dreamcoat Invitational"
His annual "Smooth Jazz Spritzer Charity Cruise Ball" off the coast of Long Beach is sponsored by some of the best Wine Spritzer brands on the planet and usually features such luminaries as "Key of G Kenny" and "Jr. Harry Conico"
Hilarious! So far this job gets my vote. Respond in the comments with any thoughts!
~Brie
Ha ha ha this is awesome!
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