Another great post for Conan O'Brien at the Jobs For Conan website (www.jobsforconan.com)! This supposed post from NASA expresses their need for new and eager astronauts for "landing on mars or the moon or whatever". Haha! Check out these hilarious requirements for the position below.
NASA is looking for more space astronauts to fly around in space. This is a FULL TIME JOB when you're on the ship.
Requirements (preferred but not required):
-Must not throw up on roller coasters
-Must be able to count backwards from 10
-Must be okay with lots of controls
-Must know about rockets and stuff
-Must be kinda into science
-Must be flexible about landing on the moon or Mars or whatever
Liking Star Wars is a plus but please note there's not lasers on the ship.
Please go to nasa.gov/spaceiscool for more info.
Classic! Keep the jobs coming, the funnier, the better!
~Brie
Do you get to be an avatar, too?
ReplyDeleteWow, you don't have to pass *anything* physical except not throwing up on roller coasters? Sign me up!
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